DALSTON LIBRARY of THINGS

The library doors are shut. Behind them, changes are afoot and when we return there will be differences, a Library of Things... which lead to thoughts on books, specifically books people read in childhood...
Last week some of our writers rose to a quick flash challenge. Each were assigned an object from the Argos catalogue at random and wrote for three minutes. Below are their stories - all written live!

Leaves Begone!

I am incredibly steely;
not very attractive
but
I can get the job done

I can be quite noisy
once you get me going
but I've got all the puff I need
to go the distance

Once we're done

I'll have had everything cleared

up in no time

– I take no prisoners

Jump on and take a ride

You'll see exactly what I mean

Digital Display Alarm Clock

Scratch!  Scratch! Scratch! The little delicate arm with a dainty golden metal hand and the perfectly red cherry varnished nails automatically and unusually screeches with a scratchy annoying sound. It's as if reaching out to scratch you out of your slumber dreams. The colourful Picasso painted bell  trembles, as it is being scratched seductively by the hand. Yes, the bell is expertly  soldered on to the top of the perfectly painted round face. It timidly but persistently scratch, scratch and scratch, as if it wants to reward you with some magic when you wake up. It will not stop until it does the job. It will even sing soothingly, to some annoyingly, but definitely as the background music.“My dear, my owner, my possessor!  Its time to put a stop to my scratch and look at my beautiful face, instead. It is filled with the flowing meandering river, closely protected by the luscious willow trees. All skilfully hand painted by Picasso’s student.  So this gorgeous golden embedded clock will welcome you to the day’s adventure and will ensure that you wake up in time for your daily mission.” Scratch!  Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! How can you resist IT?

The Ninja Blender

Silent, fast, stealth. Everything you need to slice through the appropriate ingredients to enhance your life and well -being.
Cha, cha, cha!
Banana gone, custard ready!
There it stands in the corner of your kitchen a prepping soldier ready for action. Unnoticed yet observing your every need.
Shiny, glinting chrome with blades resting at night and attentive when required. Be careful thought, fingers must be made aware of potential dissection.
At only £69.99 you won’t regret buying this extreme domestic warrior that is equipped to fight for your digestive system the only way it knows.

, Cha, Cha!

Noise-cancelling headphones

We all love hearing things - that's a given. But hearing things directed at you personally? Maybe not always so welcome. With these special noise-cancelling headphones you will hear everything except what's intended for your ears. No more chores... No more homework... No more responsibility! Please don't telephone for this offer as we won't hear your call.

Snow Globe

Any time you choose, you can enter a miniature magical world in the comfort of your own home. The merest of shakes and even on a hot summer’s day, the snow will fall like twinkling stars, speckling roofs and treetops with flakes of glitter. A snow globe will lift your spirits and transport you into another time and place full of beauty and enchantment.

Twisted Heart Pendant

It is made of ancient Sir Dorthrita Ketherson.
It is a limited addition to the Lancaster Collection.
The twist in its winding piece is filled with love, harmony and the peace that you
would give to a warring neighbour.
It is a rare silver collection, and can only be purchased at our store.
Our collector Mrs. Busby comments: “it is a remains a rare piece amongst rare
pieces. A must get”.
It is important piece that they would make anyone happy.
It would also bring good luck to allow who wear it.
It is only £49.00 reduced from £250.00 for this bank holiday weekend only.
Ask Martin if you any enquires.